A Modest Proposal to Transition to a "Cater to the Rich" Economy
Thursday 09 December 2010
by: Dan DiMaggio, t r u t h o u t | Satire

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In an article in The New York Times titled "Some Very Creative Economic Fix-Its," New York University economics professor Andrew Caplin calls for workers to put their stakes in a "cater to the rich" economy.(1) According to Caplin, growing inequality is a fact of life in the future of the US and global economy - "some people will succeed and others will not." Rather than judging this to be bad or good, the poor and middle class would do best by trying to "understand the needs" of the wealthy and attempting to provide services to meet their demands.
Rand Paul recently expressed a similar sentiment in the immediate aftermath of his Senate victory. "We're all interconnected in this economy," he told CNN's Wolf Blitzer. "There are no rich, there are no middle class, there are no poor. We all either work for rich people or sell stuff to rich people."(2) For Paul, the "cater to the rich" economy is already here. The key now is to expand it, starting with extending tax cuts for the wealthiest to spur their spending and investment and create more jobs.
From the perspective of someone who is currently unemployed and has worked a variety of low-wage temp jobs over the past year, I think both Caplin and Paul are onto something. Based on my experiences, I want to submit a modest proposal for a "cater to the rich" jobs program that would provide guaranteed jobs, housing and food to millions of Americans.
My most recent job in the "cater to the rich economy" was picking orders and assembling bracelets for the upscale jewelry company Chamilia. Most Chamilia beads for their charm bracelets sell for between $25 and $65 each, though gold ones can cost over $400, so I doubt they are in the price range of most working people.(3)
My co-workers and I were almost all temps hired through temp agencies like ProStaff (recently renamed Attero Human Capital). We were happy to have this job, but frustrated when it ended after fewer than two weeks. We're more than willing to "cater to the rich," but we'd like, more than anything else, to have some job security, rather than the instability that comes from working through temp agencies. Many of us had just recently been among 550 workers hired for a call center job we were told would last a month, but only lasted a single day.(4)
Across the country, there are millions of people suffering from a similar fate, either unemployed or lacking even minimal job security. And nearly two million long-term unemployed will exhaust their unemployment benefits by the end of December, raising the grim prospect of even more homelessness, and even starvation. In exchange for job security, I think we'd be willing to make some sacrifices.
Therefore, my proposal is that state governments urgently organize big job fairs of a new type: "The Cater to the Rich Job Extravaganza." Workers participating in this job fair would be guaranteed jobs, housing and food by employers at the fair - for life. In exchange, workers would agree to give up their wages, which would hopefully spur the type of long-term hiring that companies have been hesitant about despite record corporate profits. I was only making about $10.50 an hour anyway (when I could find work), and when you add up rent, utilities, transportation, food, and other bills, there's really not much left over - especially when you don't work regularly. Any money saved on wages could also be used to provide more guaranteed jobs for other unemployed or underemployed workers. In order to insure that workers are free from pre-existing conditions that might impede their work abilities, employers would be free to fully inspect their potential employees at the job fair, from head to toe. Insurance company representatives would be on hand to aid these inspections.
I can imagine that this proposal would be quite attractive to many workers. For example, it might appeal to the "Amazon gypsies," the 500 temporary workers living in RVs and campers near an Amazon.com warehouse in Kentucky, where they will make $10 an hour until Christmas, after which they will drive on in search of another job.
I believe it would be most convenient and efficient if employers provided the guaranteed housing and meals in my proposal on or near the premises where workers will be working, and I think this would definitely help attract workers. I say this because several of my co-workers on the evening shift did not get home until nearly 1:00 AM (after finishing at 11:00 PM), since there are so few buses running at night and they couldn't afford cars. By the time you wake up in the morning, it's time to head back to work anyway. Plus, a lot of us are currently living (miserably) with relatives or in our parents' basements, so a change of scenery would be appreciated.
Living on or near the premises would also help us spend more time with our kids, who we don't get to see much. Working from 2:30 PM to 11:00 PM means that you're asleep when your kid goes to school and at work when they get home - but it'd be easier to see them without a long commute.
Speaking of kids, we are all very worried about their future given the state of the economy. Perhaps, in exchange for our employers' housing and feeding them, they could promise to work for them once they are of age. If employers could guarantee them employment for life, I think this is a deal we would be willing to make. And if it turns out that another company or wealthy individual could use their services better, they could pay a transfer fee to their current employer. This would help our children avoid the same instability and insecurity that we have gone through.
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There could be additional incentives put in place to encourage workers to sign up for this jobs program. For example, many of us are in over our heads with mortgage payments we can't afford, meaning it would be hard for us to sign up for a scheme requiring us to forgo wages. Perhaps mortgage, credit card, student loan, and other debts could be forgiven to those who sign up - a bailout for workers kind of like that given to Wall Street. In exchange, the big banks and others owed money could be given the services of a certain number of workers in this jobs program. The investment banks will pay out $89.54 billion to their employees in 2010, so there should be no shortage of opportunities to cater to them.
Of course, if we ever want to leave the jobs program and try our luck in the job market again, we would reassume our debts, with heavy interest rate penalties. This is the only fair way to prevent people from signing up just to get rid of their debts.
There are many potential benefits to this proposal in addition to providing jobs. For example, many have bemoaned the decline of community in modern America. As it is right now, workers on temp jobs rarely build ties with one another, since we are rapidly laid off or shuffled from project to project and we all come from different communities. If we were all living together and guaranteed employment for life, this would certainly aid a revival of community spirit and end the days of "bowling alone." Instead, in our free time, we could organize activities like dances, sing-alongs and Bible study groups.
This proposal might also help the environment by reducing the commute to work and, thus, cutting carbon emissions. Further, rich people love organic produce (Caplin envisions small-scale farmers succeeding in the "cater to the rich" economy), so perhaps some employees could be given jobs setting up gardens to provide locally-grown food.
This is also a politically realistic program. Jobs programs usually involve proposals to dramatically increase public spending, which is politically unfeasible these days. Not only do the Republicans control the House of Representatives, but the leaders of the Democratic Party long ago recognized that America's future lies in a "cater to the rich" economy, and smartly oriented themselves toward policies that would help concentrate wealth at the top in exchange for campaign donations.
Luckily, my jobs program requires minimal public expenditure and is mainly dependent on private sector initiative. Tax cuts for the richest Americans could (and should) be extended, helping them to guarantee more workers jobs, housing and employment. I do, however, think it would make sense for the government to pay for a 2011 Census of rich Americans, asking them what types of stuff they like and how they can better be catered to. This "cater to the rich" Census would provide temporary jobs and also help workers prepare for future job fairs. In addition, since private employers would be guaranteeing jobs, housing and food for life, this proposal would help reduce the number of people on Social Security, thereby helping to reduce the long-term deficit and fulfill the goals of Obama's deficit commission.
Other countries facing high unemployment might also consider this program, though they could implement versions reflecting their political systems and their own peculiar institutions. For example, Britain and Ireland have a larger public sector than the US (though it is increasingly under attack) and, therefore, it might be easier for the government to provide guaranteed jobs, housing and food in "workhouses."
Finally, and perhaps most controversially, it would make sense to bar anyone signing up for this jobs program from voting, because they might have an incentive to vote according to their employers' wishes or interests. But more than 40 percent of Americans don't vote anyway, and both political parties can be trusted to steward the transition to a "cater to the rich" economy, so this shouldn't be a big deal.
Some might worry that this proposal sounds peculiarly like certain previously discredited economic schools of thought in American history, but I think we have to put everything on the table to confront this jobs crisis, rather than prematurely judging proposals based on abstract moral arguments. As Professor Caplin explains, it's ineffective to start arguments with "should," which cuts off creative thinking and problem solving. Instead, I hope we can apply the best insights from the history of American economic policy to creatively tackle the challenge facing us today of how to provide jobs for the 15 million unemployed.
P.S. Even the great economic thinker Karl Marx understood the potential benefits of such a proposal: "If [the worker] resigned himself to accept the will, the dictates of the capitalist as a permanent economical law, he [or she] would share in all the miseries of the slave, without the security of the slave."(5) Marx recognized that if workers are to accept growing inequality, they might at least be provided with some security.
Footnotes:
1. David Segal, "Some Very Creative Economic Fix-Its," New York Times, 11/27/10.
2. CNN, 11/2/10.
3. For a glass bead that sells for $35, they pay $1.90 to a factory in South Africa. They pay similar prices to factories in Thailand and China, countries whose employers and workers seem to have recognized the benefits of committing to the "cater to the rich" economy.
4. See my article, "Hundreds of Twin Cities Workers Learn How to Become a Commodity."
5. Karl Marx, "Wages, Price and Profit."

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Unfortunately, your proposal
Thu, 12/09/2010 - 11:42 — Anonymous (not verified)Unfortunately, your proposal isn't as comically far-fetched as you might like to believe. Peruse some "Dominionist" sites, which influence many prominent Conservatives; you'll find serious discussions of very similar proposals, based on Old Testament law.
I prefer a
Thu, 12/09/2010 - 12:23 — Anonymous (not verified)I prefer a boycott-and-ostracize-the-rich scheme to this enforced, enhanced, enslavement scheme. Dan DiMaggio, to to hell!
Actually, this model is
Thu, 12/09/2010 - 12:35 — Anonymous (not verified)Actually, this model is already in place. It's called the military. Sign up, get your college debt paid off, get room and board, fight the rich man's war.
Whoa, been there, done that!
Thu, 12/09/2010 - 13:31 — brooke (not verified)Whoa, been there, done that! Back in the 17th century . ...indentured servant. But, you know, we had a tidy little revolution down the road to sort of fix that. Oh, yeah. Funded by a bunch of wealthy businessmen. Never mind. I need to catch up on last week's Doonesbury. Later.
I have a better proposal.
Thu, 12/09/2010 - 13:56 — tyler_durden (not verified)I have a better proposal. It's called democratic socialism, and it works just fine in many countries today.
In a democracy the majority rules. 1% of the population does not rule anything. If we are a democracy, the wishes of the smallest of minorities don't matter in the slightest.
However we clearly are not in such a political structure, not democracy.
I say we TAKE the top 1% of all wealth, hand it out to everyone who has been screwed over by them in the past two years.
To the person who wrote:
Thu, 12/09/2010 - 17:56 — Anonymous (not verified)To the person who wrote: "Dan DiMaggio, to to hell!", have you never read Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal..."? You should. It's called irony.
Unused sports arenas, not
Thu, 12/09/2010 - 18:04 — JadeQueen (not verified)Unused sports arenas, not yet torn down, are modern pyramids to some of the rich. When they are still controlled by government, they can sit empty, patrolled by one guy with a badge. If government were to let unemployed people in them, at least the heating bill for would be less, as bodies heat up things. Get everybody doing exercise or learning a skill, and it heats faster. It was the Black United Front in Portland who made the school district start publishing the percentage of use of particular buildings. Private neighborhood history groups have made governments sell unused properties to make places for people to have weddings and other meetings. Jobs have been created this way.
How about we just start
Thu, 12/09/2010 - 18:30 — Anonymous (not verified)How about we just start kidnapping their children and holding them for ransom, like in many mercantilist countries in Latin America?
How about we just kill the
Thu, 12/09/2010 - 18:39 — AnotherWay (not verified)How about we just kill the rich? Seriosuly just kill them all. Then kill every single treacherous self-serving corrupt asshole in the Congress and Senate and their equally corrupt Supreme Court Justice collaborators. I'm talking public execution guillotine off-with-their-heads style removal from office.
This country has only two ways to go: Bloody revolution or totalitarian plutocracy. And right now the pendulum is swinging towards plutocracy. Infact many would argue that we are already THERE! Evidence is on their side.
Our government does no longer represent the people. It represents a small powerful elite who controls the majority of wealth in the country.
When the government no longer represents the people, when a government openly and actively acts against the common interest, the people has a right - nay a moral obligation - to revolt.
Ha! Astonishing how many
Thu, 12/09/2010 - 19:05 — nekoakun (not verified)Ha! Astonishing how many people clearly missed the reference to Swift and the clear satire. But then, hey, who reads British literature these days? And, then again, it was a little too close to the bone to be really funny, eh?
The two best historical
Thu, 12/09/2010 - 20:11 — Loren Bliss (not verified)The two best historical examples of Cater-to-the-Rich economies were in Paris on 13 July 1789 (the day before the storming of the Bastille) and in Petrograd on 6 November 1917 (the day before the Bolsheviks stormed the Winter Palace). But where is Lev Bronstein now that we so desperately need him?
How about "Regression to a
Thu, 12/09/2010 - 21:08 — Anonymous (not verified)How about "Regression to a Cater to the Rich Economy" ? I am 70 years old. In our family papers an aunt wrote of how my grandmother in the 1890s worked as a maid in houses of the wealthy in Chicago. Their sleeping quarters were cramped, if they used too much soap or broke any dishes it would be taken out of their wages. My grandmother married and had twelve children and the family worked very hard on their own farm, but for her that was a far better life than working for the rich.
I appreciate this is written
Thu, 12/09/2010 - 21:57 — tomo (not verified)I appreciate this is written in the vein of Jonathan Swift. But Obama, I think, actually is with the program as here outlined. He's decided the ruling corporate oligarchy is not going to be unseated, and to ensure their longterm support of himself he is performing a charade of opposition to them while giving them everything they want.
In the Hyper-Capitalistic
Thu, 12/09/2010 - 22:24 — Anonymous (not verified)In the Hyper-Capitalistic Oligarchy, workers have become Human Capital, just an operational line item to be expended and profited from. Human capital is constantly re-assessed in value, a loss to be cut when it doesn't generate enough profit (or requires more investment via benefits, training, or wage increases) for shareholders and overpaid execs. We're already there, folks. Remember, it's not enough to fear Big Bro, you have to LOVE Big Bro and his ugly family.
I think we should eat the
Fri, 12/10/2010 - 00:01 — NoOneYouKnow (not verified)I think we should eat the banksters and billionaires and corporatists, as well as the economists who give them intellectual cover.
yeah sure --we get the
Fri, 12/10/2010 - 00:07 — Anonymous (not verified)yeah sure --we get the reference to swift but this satire just doesn't work. Not funny. Why? perhaps the irony fails because the case described is too close to the truth???
The total job security
Fri, 12/10/2010 - 06:10 — Diogenes the Cynic (not verified)The total job security aspect does have its attraction. But they [the rich] would never go for the life-time guarantees part -- only for as long as the "employee" is able-bodied and sufficiently productive (say, for 16 to 18 hard-working hours/day, as per well-established precedents). The more likely business model would be based on Orwell's "Animal Farm", where the old work-horse was promised a good retirement but instead, when he couldn't plow the fields any more, got sent to the knackers. (I think that's British for "glue factory".)
The point seemingly lost in
Fri, 12/10/2010 - 11:00 — Loren Bliss (not verified)The point seemingly lost in the satire debate here is that satire is funny only when our circumstances allow us to laugh. Swift for example wrote for the comfortable; in his day, everyone else was illiterate. Now, despite Mr. DiMaggio's satirical intent, he has described precisely what is being done to us -- the worst perversion of democratic process in our national history, a cause for rage and lamentation, not laughter. Meanwhile governance at every level in the United States now serves only the capitalist aristocracy: absolute power and unlimited profit for the Ruling Class, total subjugation and genocidal poverty for all the rest of us. As to Obama, never in our history has there been such a false-flag candidate: a right-wing Republican hiding behind the combination of dark skin and Big Lies (including a Democrat label), conning the electorate into what amounts to a self-inflicted coup -- no doubt capitalism's final post-JFK consolidation effort.
Incredible, what absolute
Fri, 12/10/2010 - 11:48 — Popular Economics (not verified)Incredible, what absolute nonsense! The major reason for both the Great Recession and 1929 Depression were peaks in wealth inequality, with top 1% grabbing 23.5% of national income in both cases. Too much wealth concentration is what led to the market crashes. Right wing conservatives, Tea Partiers, and Libertarians want to turn clock back to 1900, when 70% of us lived on farms. Get real, Americans. They want to bleed the rest of us, and only another Roosevelt can lead us out of such poverty. It was the New Deal that brought inequality back down, so that richest 1% corralled just 8% of total income in 1970s, before Republicans came back into power!
Now that everybody seems
Fri, 12/10/2010 - 15:49 — goobagooba (not verified)Now that everybody seems agreed that this was satire, exactly how content are we to sit around and pat ourselves on the back for 'getting it?'
What will it actually take to get the sleeping monster angry enough to bite back? Isn't it part of the function of satire to make people aware enough to resist?
It's not enough to read and understand. We need to act.
I have a second option that
Fri, 12/10/2010 - 17:06 — GT66 (not verified)I have a second option that at least in past times has work to curtail the greediness of the wealthy class (at least temporarily): revolt.
What this country needs is a good ol fashioned revolution to thin out their ranks a little bit.
This might be satire but if
Mon, 12/13/2010 - 00:42 — Margaret Currey (not verified)This might be satire but if the people do not protest in number this might come to pass.
I paid for social security through payroll taxes and I paid more for that than taxes to the Federal Government and now Obama says that that tax will be reduced. They will try to go after Medicare and Social Security. I as a senior do not expect to see any increase in my social security income.
Here's a thought: All
Tue, 12/28/2010 - 20:22 — Frances in California (not verified)Here's a thought: All Congress Critters (thank you, Jim Hightower) must be Temp workers, paid minimum wage (whatever the Fed. level is currently) and get no benefits. Before they even campaign they have to swear out affidavits (if no mighty oaths) that they will not work for industries over which they had legislative power, nor those industries' lobbyists. Sounds fair.
Eeiuwww, NoOneYouKnow! Eat
Tue, 12/28/2010 - 20:30 — Frances in California (not verified)Eeiuwww, NoOneYouKnow! Eat the Rich? I'd rather eat live worms! . . . Oh, I get it . . . there's, like, a difference?